@futurebirdmyrmepropagandist And you, you have a lot of this cryptid currency, you say? Not leppy gold, but real, bona fide jeepies? Like they keep in Ft. Gnox? I'm a cryptid, and those are hard to get, even for me. Best I can usually get is those scrip coupons for monthly glamour upkeep--always someone around that needs a veil or mask repaired, after all. Or dollars, I guess. That's also fine.

Is your cat running a protection racket on the smallfolk fae, or what?