While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A cheerful robust woman (50s?) spots a friend across a supermarket carpark and bellows: "Come here and give us a hug ya big loner! It's been ages!"
Her friend laughs and hurries forward to meet her in a huge happy hug.

In a supermarket renowned for an excellent music playlist*, Lou Reed's song Strawman is playing. The lines: "Does anyone need yet another politician. Caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole." kick in, and multiple people in multiple aisles hoot with laughter.

A small human (4?) in a red tutu is leaving a supermarket with Dad, her arms overladen with treats for a party. A staff member, spotting her runs after her with a paper bag, saying: "Want a bag for all your treasures there?"
Small Human nods shyly.

In the bakery aisle of a supermarket, a woman (50s?) is holding some lamingtons in one hand and cupcakes in another. Weighing them up, obviously deciding which one to get.
A friend (50s?) with a cheeky grin stops by and says: "I'll make it easy for ya babe. One's breakfast. One's lunch."

In the toilet paper aisle: A teen (15?) looks at his mum incredulously as she selects a bulk pack of loo roll.
Teen says: "That is SO cringe. Why so much"
Mum shrugs and says: "How else am I gonna deal with all your bullshit?"
A nearby woman (50s?) snort laughs.

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