getting the gestalt of wwdc from a few random toots, and what I have got so far is:

- all icons to be replaced with joyless blurry grey mess
- nobody’s told them that everyone hates “apple intelligence” and they should stop
- calver
- craig’s belt moved
- vision pro apparently still exists, much to everyone’s surprise
- alfred to become more popular as spotlight jumbles its results into irrelevance
- nobody has told them that Steam exists either so they thought they needed to make their own

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