Because I am a curious fool, I purchased a three hundred and fifty five millilitre can of "root beer" "flavoured" carbonated kombucha.

Dear reader: do not do this thing that I have done.

This toot is a warning and part of a system of warnings, the danger exists in your time as it did in mine, etc etc

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