Today I learned that you can use remind(1) in your shebang line:
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$ cat test.rem # set the path to remind(1) accordingly
#!/usr/local/bin/remind
REM Feb 12 2026 MSG Today I learned you can use remind shebangs
$ chmod +x test.rem
$ ./test.rem
Reminders for Thursday, 12th February, 2026 (today):
Today I learned you can use remind shebangs
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This seems ripe for (ab)use in the most wonderful of ways π