I used to think that when I retired, I would spend my time writing short tutorials on topics I was interested in as a way to learn more about them myself. I've now been unemployed for three months, and while I've written some odds and ends, it's not nearly as fulfilling as I expected because I _know_ that most people aren't going to read a three-thousand word exposition of discrete event simulation: they're going to ask an LLM, and get something pseudo-personalized in return. 1/3