Child A (who has been reading a lot of #Asterix#comics recently): What ... What is Gaul called now? Mum: France. Well, mostly. A: What do... fra.. franci Mum: French? A: What do you call French sailors? Mum: I don't know? A: Sea-Gauls!
I'm very proud. That is, hands down, better than 90% of my #jokes
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