Every single job application can have the exact same motivational letter:

Dear Company,

Please hire me so that I may earn currency, that I can exchange for the goods and services required for my existence.

Sincerely,
Applicant

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If you have a fediverse account, you can quote this note from your own instance. Search https://tech.lgbt/users/iamada/statuses/115954852542329069 on your instance and quote it. (Note that quoting is not supported in Mastodon.)