Today's

How to tell if "sorry" is just "fuck you" in code:

Unless someone specifically says "I'm sorry" it's probably "fuck you", except if someone uses "sorry" as an interjection like "Yeah sorry I was gonna (x)". If you step on someone's foot and they say "sorry" they aren't apologizing. It's short for "Look where ta fuck yer goin buddy before I fuckin dummy ya right here."

Tomorrow: How to tell where someone is from depending on how they pronounce "Toronto".

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