US troops get briefed by their officers:

“President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth“

All other, varying causes given for the war are less convincing than this. I mean, who can oppose bringing Jesus back, really?

This is Doctor Strangelove stuff. 😒

theguardian.com/world/2026/mar

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