I was taking one of the kids to practice. We passed by a movie theater where they were showing the latest iteration of the old man's power/revenge fantasy. The kid looks over and says "I could have sworn that sign said A Twerking Man".

What a movie that would have been!
Announcer: They underestimated him for the last time. Now they're about to realize they messed with the wrong guy!
Door is kicked in.
Jason Statham, in booty shorts, leans over and shakes it for the camera.

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