I was in the pub loos, and a guy, apropos of nothing, said "do you know why I don't wash my hands? COS MY DICK IS CLEAN"
I asked him if he cleaned it in the sink and he laughed and hit me on the arm with his pissy hand.
I was in the pub loos, and a guy, apropos of nothing, said "do you know why I don't wash my hands? COS MY DICK IS CLEAN"
I asked him if he cleaned it in the sink and he laughed and hit me on the arm with his pissy hand.
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