Update: colonoscopy complete, clean bill of health. Still feeling the effects of the Good Drugs. Why can’t I DoorDash this shit
Update: Apple Health just presented me with 20 pages of high-resolution imagery of the inside of my colon. It says a lot about me that my first reaction was “are these in JPEG or HEIC”
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