There is some weird time dilation BS going on. Iβve been on the elliptical machine for at least 2 hours now but the machine is only saying 10 minutes π±
After nearly 3 hours of the most intense exercise the world has ever seen, the VERY UNFAIR timer on the elliptical machine still only showed 30 minutes. It is clear the crooked people at Precor, as as I like to call them, sleezecor, donβt want the world to know how hard I work out. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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