Real conversation from our household:
Himself: Is the horse¹ unbridled?
Me: But of course.² (sips drink)
Himself: (departs to feed the horse)³
We are so very fancy.⁴
#HyacinthBucket
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¹ the clothes horse, aka air dryer
² I only took down the dry washing from it minutes ago
³ hang new washing
⁴ no we fucking aren't