@catsaladCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)
the 2025 edition:
You whip your phone out, select Tofukey, thaw, 20kg and tap confirm.
The featureless mirror-like finish of the micro wave suddenly blinks and display the classic Cloudflare error page, and nothing else happens, you can't even order the door to open.
The next day, some script kiddie from Russia accidentally sets the microwave on fire and burns down the entire house while they were trying to scan a bunch of baddly protected... webcams (?!) on shodan.
