that's the way the biscuit bifurcates. that's the way the scone scatters. the way the digestive disintegrates. the way the chip changes. the way the tart tears. the wafer withers. the muffin melts
@lynnesbianLynnesbian 
@beanMr Horngus that's the way the oreo osmotes
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