From the Deutsche Bahn website: "Error: Your browser's behavior resembles that of a bot."

What on Earth am I supposed to _do_ with that? Why are _websites_ of all things placing, on the end user, the burden of proving that they are sufficiently "human"?

I also can't help but see this as an allegory for dealing with neurotypical and/or culturally naive people in general. There's always some criterion from determing whether you are "human enough", you're never going to understand what it actually is, and you'll never "pass" it without tolerating some of the most invasive nonsense imaginable.

It makes me want to scream.