If Romchip raises more than $8500, I'll get chased by wolves, probably while answering questions about copyright law, in a version of the game I've never played before. If we raise more than $9500 before my stream, I'll play the early access launch version. (God help me.)
In short, donate before my block at 9 PM ET on Saturday to maximize my confusion and witness the hilarity of me failing on stream to play a game that I've put a couple hundred hours into. (I'll commit to at least Stalker difficulty, maybe Misery or Interloper depending.)
You can donate here: https://hcb.hackclub.com/donations/start/romchip-a-journal-of-game-histories
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