"Billionaire John Catsimatidis threatens to close Gristedes chain if socialist Zohran Mamdani elected NYC mayor"
Man... if everyone saying, "I'll leave NY if Zohran becomes mayor" actually keeps that promise?
I could almost -- *almost* -- consider moving back
Alas, that still leaves too many would-be neighbors who think Cuomo should be mayor
Every 4 years we issue the "Try to elect a worse mayor than the previous one" challenge. And every time the city says, "Hold our fucking beer"