I've worked here for almost eight years and only filled up 2/9ths of the shelves. At this rate I need to work here for another, uh, 28 years before they're full. Or increase my rate of plant, tchotchke, and/or distinguished paper award acquisition.

My office wall, covered in wall-mounted shelves. Most of them are empty, but a few are taken up by books, plants, pictures of my kid, awards, and other doodads. Also visible are my bike and the back of an office chair.
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