All I want for Christmas is for you to buy me a coffee to help enable my out of control coffee addiction. When I am holding my 7th mug of the day with shaking hands I want to be able to say "This isn't my fault. It's because of the generous stranger on the internet. They did this to me."
https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts
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