after eight gruelling years of falsifying records, lying through my teeth in open source speaking events, and navigating various organisational ladders, i've finally done it. i have been promoted to chair of the Free Software Foundation. it's been hard work, but it's about to pay off.

i pick the perfect time in the perfect timezone. i strike while most of the board is asleep. i publish one small website, containing a trio of files. the GNU General Public License version 4, along with Lesser and Affero variants.

they consist of the text of (A|L)GPLv3, but with one small addition, right at the end:

None of the above applies to Lynnesbian. She can do what ever she wants with your code.

finally. i can include "GPLv3 or later" code in my proprietary DVR box with no repercussions. my website runs on a private fork of someone else's AGPLv3 or later code. i've done it. i have achieved the Fifth Essential Freedom