DATA:
sony playstation 2: name contains no queer terminology. best selling console of all time.
nintendo DS: contains one debatably queer term (dom/sub). second best selling.
nintendo switch: one debatably queer term. third best selling.
nintendo wii: one queer term (pronouns in bio). nintendo's third best selling console.
nintendo wii u: TWO queer terms. a complete flop.

OBSERVATION: consumers overwhelmingly support game consoles with moderately queer names. occasionally, consoles with no queer elements succeed. however, names that are too queer are rejected by most consumers, even if they launch with the best console version of Scribblenauts Unlimited (2011).

CONCLUSION: the switch 2 will not sell as well as the original console, as consumers will be overwhelmed by the idea of two individuals who change sex positions. xbox, whose console names have never included queer terms, will continue to see declining sales unless their naming scheme is changed. we suggest that their rumoured handheld console should be named the Xbox Metamour.