porn mention, shitpost

at least i'll always have my erotic point and click adventure game

COMBINE condom WITH penis

i don't know how to use those things together!

COMBINE penis WITH condom

i can't do that!

USE condom WITH penis

mmph... nope, there's something blocking my junk from getting in there.

LOOK condom

a regular old condom, still sealed in the packaging.

OPEN condom

what?

USE scissors WITH condom

aha! i've opened the packaging! one point!

COMBINE opened condom WITH penis

i don't think that'll work.

USE opened condom WITH penis

YEEEOWCH!

GAME OVER! ...and that's a wrap! tip: don't forget to deactivate your cybershield! it's highly sensitive to rubberised material! RESTORE / QUIT

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