Me: "Wake up, I need to get up."
Goblin: "No."
Me: "But I need to pee."
Goblin: "Sucks to be you, I'm comfortable."
Me: "Lizzy!"
Goblin: "snore"
Me: "You just said the word 'snore'. You're not actually sleeping… What if I feed you? It's almost wet food time?"
Goblin: "omg, why are you still on the couch?! I'm starving!" waits next to half full bowl of kibble
#cats #cat #caturday
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