When things get crazy, your normal habitat just isn't it. Bed and sofa are for normal times.

Crazy times require:

- Drinking pickle juice on the floor in front of a heater
- Eating olives while laying on the kitchen island
- Listening to murder mysteries on the bathroom floor with the shower water freely falling right over your head

(or alternatives)

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