看友和猫玩好羡慕, 想养猫, 但你皮瞻前顾后!

既怕猫不理我, 又怕猫有分离焦虑; 既怕猫呆呆傻傻, 又怕猫似人也奸猾, 每天八百个心眼子和我斗. 转念1想, 既要又要, 不正说明了人的下贱之处.

算了, 有长吁短叹的功夫, 还不如给暖水袋缝俩猫耳朵
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