May's tech-hype predictions for 2026

May's tech-hype predictions for 2026 onwards:
- The month after major public pensions and governments buy huge stakes in the AI companies (OpenAI, Anthropic, etc), the US AI bubble will start crashing. This will happen in 2026.

- At this point, free access to LLMs will go away. Corporate LLMs will raise their prices by at least 100x to make up for the loss in users and casual revenue.

- Unfortunately, this^ means AI coding /marketing wouldn't go away. It'd just be far, far more expensive and require deeper approvals. Your boss will have AI and you won't be able to summarize it.

- China and the rest of BRICS will take over the free AI market because they can. Perfect opportunity for propaganda and cyber warfare here.

- Many software products that wrap base commercial models will see their operating costs skyrocket. They'll basically need to rip it all out, or embed a cheaper model.

- Essentially, companies who haven't built out a proper data/AI team will fail unless their base non-AI product is still relevant.

- Small companies will die when they fail to transition out of this mess. There will be a wholesale buyout, like the dot com crash. This means deeper consolidation at the FAANG level.

- We've had essentially an entire generation of juniors who had a cheap/free magical crutch for years. How will you train people to read, write and code again across every industry?

- The costs of cloud services will also skyrocket, since they need to pay off their bullshit AI hardware/data centre investments. We may see a return to on-prem/hybrid IT. (This will be REALLY interesting for how software evolves from the current SaaS model.)

- Some people will start hyping quantum, but we're at least 2+ hype cycles away from that.

- (This one's a wild guess.) The next hype cycle is probably going to be in hardware/wearables/physical space, but that's ridiculously expensive to get into. It'll basically just be marketing.

- The techbro doomers will claim to have predicted this the whole time. They'll have more than enough money to start the next hype cycle for the next round of VC/PE hot potato.

- Western governments are still going to try to implement "AI" even after the crash and the prices go up.

May, this list of predictions are depressing as heck.

Yeah, but in a way, all of these things are already here. Nothing is new. It's simply the continuation of what's going to keep happening:

- Decreased value attributed to human labour.
- Consolidation of wealth and power.
- Profiting off public funds.

The whole game is hot potato, and the people left holding the bag are the public, the workers, and the least savvy investors. We're not even talking about profits anymore. The game is now growth and being able to sell something for perceived inflated value. What could be vs reality.

If you go back through the list and reframe every single item as a labour issue, it'll all make a lot more sense.

The only way to break the bullshit hype cycle is for us to redefine the meaning of "value", and to end the power that corporations and shareholders can exert on the public institutions that were always meant to serve the people.

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