Come to Montreal the food's amazing. The *hospital food's* amazing. The *hospital food alternate menu for people with food sensitivities* is amazing. They invented a version of "drunk 3 AM post-bar-hop greasy french fries" but gourmet. Right now I'm in the train station (sorry, "Gare") eating… whatever this is, from a cubicle next to the Subway. I literally don't know what this is. It's incredible
