Me and my kid last night, looking at linkedin.
"Why does everyone on this thing call themselves 'CEO and co-founder'?"
"That just means they live in San Francisco. Or they want to. That's how people there talk."
"Consultant for well-known multinational on customer service quality issues.... I know this guy, he's seventeen! And he's a jerk! He yelled at a barista in a starbucks and then put this on his profile."
"That the guy whose dad owns a cybertruck?"
"_Two_ cybertrucks!"