Queso: *Jumps on my lap and purrs*
Me: Hi.
Ruben (who has a crush on Queso, despite her growling every time he comes near for years): *Looks at her and makes a weird noise because he's a weirdo*
Me (looking at Queso): Don't poop! He isn't doing anything.

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