2012: "Secure boot is a plot by Microsoft to kill Linux"
2025: EA's insistence on invasive anti-cheat results in a bunch of Windows users managing to get their secure boot configuration into a state where their GPUs no longer work and there's no recovery path: https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1miaynl/secure_boot_megathread_guide_community_support/
Microsoft would have to be *very* bad at this for a plot to have backfired this badly