I assume this is somewhat bollocks, but apparently it is possible to predict when the Pentagon will have a busy night based on two factors: an increase in pizza deliveries, and a decrease in the number of people at the local gay bars

To preserve privacy, the Pentagon needs to make an in-house gay-and-pizza bar

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