Got up last night for something and it smelled like one of the dogs had had an accident, and not a little one. I went through the entire house with a flashlight (so as not to wake my wife) and found nothing.
Next morning I tell her.
She's like, "Are you sure it's not the bone broth in the slow cooker?"
It was.
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