Is your kid ditching Roblox for "container orchestration"? Do they ask for extra veggies to "scale their energy pods"? You might have a future DevOps engineer on your hands! Signs your child is doing Linux and Kubernetes: they've already tried to `sudo rm -rf /` your smart home with unknown exploits and it is time to keep patched all your home devices. Good luck and god speed. I am praying for ya.