@catsaladCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠ There is a local Chinese place in Perrysburg, Ohio called Yum Yummy, and the woman who owns it is quite capable of murdering your taste buds.

My sister's stepson tried to order his food, 'as spicy as you can make it."

The owner was very hesitant. I tried to warn him, my wife tried to warn him. But in the end I said, "Ping? Let him have it!"

I think he sweat off a gallon of water in the next hour or so. He was hurting bad.

Every time we go in there now, we have a good laugh with the owner. She is so awesome.