In the last 24 hours, dozens of indie theatres from Los Angeles to the Farao Islands reached out asking to show Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile to their audiences on 10/2.
We're on more than two dozen confirmed screens right now. The list is rapidly growing.
You can buy tickets in your town here:
https://theonion.com/badpedophile/
I just want to say... thank you.
We thought this thing was dead in the water. Instead, over 100 independent theatres, bars, improv spaces, and random people with projectors emailed asking to show this dumb movie because making fun of the president and his dead pedophile friend is important.
If your city isn't on this list and you run a theatre or event space there, email jeffreyepstein@theonion.com and we'll let you screen it for free.
Again, this is real. Thank you.
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