Welcome to the thrilling Quarterfinal round of the 2025 Headline of the Year contest! (๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ†)

Mostly proceeded according to seeds, but second seed Resolved and Unresolved had a close scare with the Drunk Raccoon.

Let's review the results so far:

Pretty Obvious	973
Salmon-Hat Kelp Massage	359
	
Man Rescued Twice	781
Tortoise Mile/Month	489
	
Leaked Memo on Leaks	914
Grass Butt Chimp Fashion	407
	
18000 waters	470
Flood Museum Flooded	835
	
Police Are Scrambling	773
Long Meetings	486
	
Cat Buttholes Touch All	437
Louvre Password: Louvre	825
	
Emerges With Girlfriend	821
Pregnant/Not pregnant	412
	
Drunk Raccoon Passes Out	578
Resolved and Unresolved	770
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