if you wish with all your heart then your trustpilot review will come true. i’ve consigned many petrochemical industry VPs to 1000 years imprisonment in a subterranean obsidian torture cube in this way
trustpilot can systematically remove your reviews when you do this but they cannot ban you. you just gotta be faster than them
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