"man i'm sick of tv shooting for the lowest common dominator," drones man controlled by one of the largest, rarest dominators (psy-owl hive)
YES i found an archive in fortune file format on IA
https://web.archive.org/web/20210128081159/https://motd.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ulimb.txt
ya, last name spelled: [distant howl] as in far off train, [metallic scraping] as in axe being dragged through quarry, [quiet sobbing] as in
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everybody welcome our surprise celebrity guest!! [the arm from arm & hammer hops out on stage and starts hammering people indiscriminately]
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damn, club is poppin' tonight! all the dying animals left the forest came here to wilt+decay together on the dancefloor! whole club crying
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WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE
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goofus achieves wonders like instantaneous global communication and interplanetary travel but remains governed by his own decay. gallant too
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, knowledge manifests itself in radiant dreams that shimmer like the wild sun.
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ONE BIG .RAR, FULL OF DOG PICTURES
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