My girlfriend abandoned me in bed despite my cries and whimpers and pleas for cuddling. She didn’t even pull a switcheroo, swapping a Blahåj for a Becca in my arms, and instead coldly laughed at my suffering and left the room. I am blaming Tim and Craig for turning her into a heartless, soulless capitalist.

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