Hackers' Pub

Syntax	Description	Examples
`"` keyword `"`	Finds the string within quotes, including spaces. Case-insensitive. (Escape quotes inside with `\"`)	`"Hackers' Pub"`
`from:` handle	Finds content written by the specified user.	`from:hongminhee` `from:hongminhee@hollo.social`
`lang:` ISO 639-1	Finds content written in the specified language.	`lang:en`
`#` tag	Finds content with the specified tag. Case-insensitive.	`#HackersPub`
condition condition	Finds content that satisfies both conditions on either side of the space (logical AND).	`"Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
condition `OR` condition	Finds content that satisfies at least one of the conditions on either side of the OR operator (logical OR).	`#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
`(` condition `)`	Combines the operators within the parentheses first.	`(#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" OR "Hackers Pub") lang:en`

Quokka @quokka1@mastodon.au

3/9/2025, 10:33:16 PM

Public

This ad has caught my eye. 12kg. TWELVE. I just need a me-size jar of chocolate body paint and a bathtub to roll in and I could be a giant Freckle!

It's a screenshot of an ad in Facebook Marketplace. The ad is for "100s & 1000s sprinkles 12kg" and shows a white bag that is open and an ungodly amount of spinkles in there.
I've no idea how you end up with such an excess, outside of some massive professional catering organisation. Or an online order that had a quantity/weight comprehension issue. We've all done it.
And I mean, what are the safety concerns around dipping the little fella in some just-warm chocolate and covering it in sprinkles before helicoptering into the bedroom?

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