I was trying to formalize something I do not like about social media, but I can not put a finger on it exactly. I want to say it is performative in nature. It is a certain language that you do not usually encounter in real life conversation. Stuff that starts with...
There it is folks.
No doubt about it.
I can not stress this enough...
That's it. That's the post.
The crucial point here.
It's really this simple.
I'm calling it.
The phrases on their own are harmless really. But the above phrases are an indicator of what I am trying to put a finger on. It is some kind of tone. Maybe a moralizing tone?