After the Deluge, Noah is checking on all the animals. They’re all doing great, multiplying and filling the Earth, except for this one group of snakes.
“What’s wrong?” asks Noah.
“Cut down some trees for us,” say the snakes.
Noah does so and goes off to check on other animals.
A few weeks later he comes back and sees that there are snakes everywhere!
“Wow, how did cutting down trees do all this?” Noah asks.
“We’re adders,” say the snakes, “and we need logs to multiply.”