And a big FUCK OFF CANCER today because it’s 22 years since I had cancerous ovarian cysts (and the ovaries - hellllooo menopause coming in like the Kool Aid guy) removed and haven’t had cancer since.
This is “cancerversary II”, but “cancerversary I” was kind of underwhelming because we only found out it was cancer after they’d yeeted my uterus (a “yeetarus”, if you will) and the path lab was all “uh, hey, I know you thought this was precancerous but, uh, funny story…”
MORAL OF THE STORY: if you have weird menstrual stuff and weird chunks and stuff, get it checked out. And know that ovarian torsion can present as back pain.