Random poem to go with this:
No more sexting on your work phone
Archived sexy chats aren't fun
Don't want those IT and HR people
To read your sexy pun
No more trading naked photos
On your employer provided thing
And stop recording yourself in the shower
Even if you can sing
it's all going into a giant data store
Which they'll use to train the AI
So you now have no privacy
No naked pictures of your baking pie
#poem (human poem)
@ai6yrAI6YR Ben and of course, your regular reminder from someone who worked at a major MDM developer:
DO NOT USE YOUR PERSONAL PHONE FOR WORK. EVER.
DO NOT INSTALL 'WORK' APPLICATIONS ON YOUR PERSONAL PHONE. EVER. (With exceptions for 2FA/token generators that need no permissions ONLY.)
If they want you to have a 'work device,' then they have to provide it. If they refuse to provide it, then they're going to have to live with what they get.
Not negotiable.
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