maybe I'm just too German but I don't think I'll ever get over the "Do you need a receipt?" - "Yes." - *hands me a blank receipt for me to fill out myself* interaction I've had with multiple cabbies in the last 15 years
I'M SORRY SIR, BUT THAT IS NOT HOW RECEIPTS WORK
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