my local grocery store just started selling chestnuts. i was amused by this because i never thought of them as a real item you could buy, merely symbols of christmas that exist in song. so i bought one (1) chestnut for a quarter and now its in my toaster oven.

Grocery receipt. Fresh Chestnut, $8/pound, total cost $0.24one (1) singular chestnut in my toaster oven on a tray. there are exactly two drops of olive oil on it.
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