What about a public service that sends a person to your home who patiently labels all your USB cables to things like:
โ USB-C fake, charge 5V only
โ USB-A to C - 5Gbits
โ Thunderbolt but counterfeit
โ USB-A - USB 2.0 speed
โ USB-A but 5V and GND inverted because FU
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